You might be a street racer if...

CraigerRX · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:35 pm

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I always knew the dudes driving around with wheelie bars on their cars were street racers!!! :lol:

Discuss

-intag- · **Joined:** Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:25 am **Posts:** 194

shit, ill have to take my parachute out now.

street-tuner1 · **Joined:** Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:13 pm **Posts:** 1207

My cars turbo'd...OH SHIT! This is seriously funny as hell.

swigger · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:33 pm

I HAz Jmd Rasin Peddals

JokerHFX · **Joined:** Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:48 pm **Posts:** 646

Most of the 'modifications' that were listed increase safety. whats wrong with that?

smumoot · **Posted:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:30 am

JokerHFX wrote:

Most of the 'modifications' that were listed increase safety. whats wrong with that?

bahaha true enough! Slick tires, 4-point-harnesses, lowered suspension, roll cages, wheelie bars... what more could a parent ask for?

Kat · **Posted:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:55 am

Well it's out now...I have a short shifter....guess I'm a street racer now....I was trying to keep it hidden. :lol:

Do people actually have street cars with parachutes on them?

JokerHFX · **Joined:** Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:48 pm **Posts:** 646

Kat wrote:

Well it's out now...I have a short shifter....guess I'm a street racer now....I was trying to keep it hidden. :lol:

Do people actually have street cars with parachutes on them?

Some people do, but don't use them on the street... Just on the track, like the Nelson Racing Pontiac le mans. It's a 2000hp streetcar, but is used to drag as well. It has the chute on it when it is on the street. If I can find the vid, I'll post it.

JokerHFX · **Joined:** Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:48 pm **Posts:** 646

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Nels ... _92175.htm

Found the video... Imagine that as your everyday driver.

Kat · **Posted:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:17 am

JokerHFX wrote:

Some people do, but don't use them on the street... Just on the track, like the Nelson Racing Pontiac le mans. It's a 2000hp streetcar, but is used to drag as well. It has the chute on it when it is on the street. If I can find the vid, I'll post it.

Can you imagine accidentally releasing the parachute on say...the highway.... :shock:

I didn't think people would use them on the street, and I wasn't really thinking a 2000hp car, that's understandable.....more like an every day car trying to be cool.

And having that as a daily driver...well could lead to trouble....but it would be sweet!

JokerHFX · **Joined:** Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:48 pm **Posts:** 646

Kat wrote:

Can you imagine accidentally releasing the parachute on say...the highway.... :shock:

I'd feel sorry for the person that was riding your ass

Kat · **Posted:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:42 am

JokerHFX wrote:

I'd feel sorry for the person that was riding your ass

One way to stop people tailgating you.....

kidding...i don't actually recommend this!

JJ69 · **Posted:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:57 am

i have said 'racing pedals' in my automatic 4.6 f150... i guess i streetrace it.

also have euro tails... hah

99CivicSiR · **Posted:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:02 am

I like where it says nitrous oxide can produce up to 400 extra hp on the average engine.
I'ld like to see an "average" engine take a 400 shot of nitrous.

The_Paynter · **Posted:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:36 am

99CivicSiR wrote:

I like where it says nitrous oxide can produce up to 400 extra hp on the average engine.
I'ld like to see an "average" engine take a 400 shot of nitrous.

i was thinking the same thing... where the hell are they doing their research. 95% of the "street racers" in toronto are in their moms minivans and grandams or a 92-95 civic that is rotted to the ground

JokerHFX · **Joined:** Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:48 pm **Posts:** 646

The_Paynter wrote:

99CivicSiR wrote:

I like where it says nitrous oxide can produce up to 400 extra hp on the average engine.
I'ld like to see an "average" engine take a 400 shot of nitrous.

i was thinking the same thing... where the hell are they doing their research. 95% of the "street racers" in toronto are in their moms minivans and grandams or a 92-95 civic that is rotted to the ground

The sad part about that statement, is its true. :smt043

MattAveli · **Posted:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:42 pm

Dalton mcguinty is a f*** tard, their gov't is so ass backwards when it comes to street racing. Reminds me of when louis runs for mayor on family guy, but instead of "9/11" it's "street racing" /rant

Ps my cx7 has a stock turbo, must be a street racer.

Jive · **Posted:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:56 pm

Common modifications and accessories that street racing cars share, Include:

Engine super and turbo chargers
Four-point seatbelt harness
Roll cages
Lowered suspension
Racing pedals
Slick tires
Oversized tachometers
Parachutes
Short shifter
Wheelie bars
Nitrous oxide

...when did parachutes.... become a common modification :lol:

shOrT_siR · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:05 am

Jive wrote:

Common modifications and accessories that street racing cars share, Include:

Engine super and turbo chargers
Four-point seatbelt harness
Roll cages
Lowered suspension
Racing pedals
Slick tires
Oversized tachometers
Parachutes
Short shifter
Wheelie bars
Nitrous oxide

...when did parachutes.... become a common modification :lol:

its not ?

Tincap · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:34 am

The whole pamphlet is ill conceived and poorly designed. The lay-out, the graphics, that logo and slogan 'Erase' (or eRASE, if you read the text...they haven't made up their minds on it)...*chuckle*. If it's meant to inform the public (and parents) of the dangers of their youth being a 'street racer', most folks probably can't get past the cheesy '80s graphics...especially if the majority of them are from ethnic communities.

As for the 'racers' them-selves, they're probably laughing their asses off at it. OK, now I'd better go out and remove that 'chute from the back of my Z...

BG

JD RACING · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:54 pm

they for got if you have cars keys if you have that your a racers if don t have keys you cant races

some poeple like the look they should have added if you have afther market wheels also damm the forgot the fart can

stupidcowboy · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:51 pm

That is asuck a laugh riot. All they are trying to do is say they are doing things to put a stop to street racing. Also Paynter isn't it true that aside from the douche bags in their mom's minivans also you get little Peter Toomuchofdaddy'smoney the third whipping around daddy's MB SLR and BMW M3?

Kat · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:13 pm

JD RACING wrote:

they for got if you have cars keys if you have that your a racers if don t have keys you cant races

some poeple like the look they should have added if you have afther market wheels also damm the forgot the fart can

They also forgot intakes (short ram or CAI) every kid with one seems to think that they drive a race car around here.

JokerHFX · **Joined:** Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:48 pm **Posts:** 646

Kat wrote:

JD RACING wrote:

they for got if you have cars keys if you have that your a racers if don t have keys you cant races

some poeple like the look they should have added if you have afther market wheels also damm the forgot the fart can

They also forgot intakes (short ram or CAI) every kid with one seems to think that they drive a race car around here.

Any kid who can get their hands on stickers with a performance name brand thinks they are a street racer.

Kat · **Posted:** Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:53 pm

JokerHFX wrote:

Any kid who can get their hands on stickers with a performance name brand thinks they are a street racer.

This is true.....I should sell mine to some kids around here....they'd go crazy over them i'm sure. :lol:

JokerHFX · **Joined:** Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:48 pm **Posts:** 646

Kat wrote:

JokerHFX wrote:

Any kid who can get their hands on stickers with a performance name brand thinks they are a street racer.

This is true.....I should sell mine to some kids around here....they'd go crazy over them i'm sure. :lol:

"Hey man, I just got the new AEM sticker for my car, it added like 20 whp man."

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